For whatever reason, I’ve always had it in my head that Kilkenny is aaaages away from Dublin.
The fact is, it only takes a leisurely 1 hour and 35 minutes to get from Dublin (Swords) to Kilkenny City – a doable journey on one of your hard earned days off!
Below, you’ll find a breakdown of where you’ll be travelling about for the day.
First things first – getting your shit together
As Kilkenny is a short spin from Dublin, and our itinerary for the days is nice and compact, you won’t need to leave home at the crack of dawn,
Set the alarm for half seven and make sure you’re out the door by 8 a.m.
For this trip, you won’t need hiking gear or any special clothing (check the weather in advance), so there’s little or no prep needed the night before.
Getting from Dublin to Kilkenny
Getting to Kilkenny from Dublin is a breeze.
You need to get onto the M50 heading southbound, take junction 9, and then get onto the N7 and then the M9, finally followed by the N10.
After that, you just need to follow the signs for Kilkenny.
Here’s the route on Google Maps below, or you can pop it into AA Route planner.
Stop One – The Fig Tree for Breakfast
For those of you that didn’t grab something to eat before leaving the house, or for anyone fancying a second breakfast in advance of a day’s exploring, the Fig Tree is a solid option.
A leisurely four-minute stroll from Kilkenny Castle, the Fig Tree is located right in the centre of the city.
There’s a highly recommended Full Irish and Veggie option for breakfast, along with coffee that’s ‘ethically sourced and selected and roasted’.
Skip the coffee for now and fuel up on the grub.
Stop Two – Explore the city and wrap your hands around a coffee as you ramble about the castle
On a rain-free day, Kilkenny is an absolute joy to walk around.
The city’s narrow streets and laneways, colourful shopfronts, medieval architecture (Kilkenny is Ireland’s medieval capital), and energetic atmosphere provide the perfect entertainment for a post-breakfast stroll.
Hands-down my favourite nook and cranny in the city is Butter Slip Lane (below).
It’s like a piece of Hogsmeade from the Harry Potter series was airlifted from London and plonked down in the centre of Kilkenny.
Amazing stuff 😍!
Located smack bang in the middle of the city, Kilkenny Castle is a 12th-century structure that was originally constructed of wood in 1172.
Overlooking the River Nore, the castle stood in all its wooden glory for just thirty years before it was rebuilt with stone by the Earl of Pembroke.
When I visited last (a couple of years back now) there was a little coffee stand in the castle grounds.
If it’s still there, I thoroughly recommend grabbing a cup and sauntering around the castle grounds.
For those of you that fancy checking out the interior of the castle, you can do a self-guided tour for €8.
Stop Three – The Smithwick’s Experience
Our next stop is a handy 8-minute stroll from the castle.
The Smithwick’s brewery was founded in Kilkenny way back in 1710 by John Smithwick, on the site of a Franciscan abbey where monks brewed ale since the 14th century.
The brand was bought by Guinness in 1965 and the brewery was shut down in 2013, with parts of the old brewery now hosting the Smithwick’s Experience.
During the tour, you’ll learn about Ireland’s rich history of brewing, see where Smithwick’s beer was once created while getting to taste the produce.
You’ll also visit the remains of the 13th-century St. Francis Abbey, where monks brewed ale long ago.
The tour, which lasts between 45 and 60 minutes, costs €13.00 for an adult, and has racked up rave reviews online.
Stop Four – Kytelers Inn
If you’re like me, at this stage of the day your belly will be roaring for a bit of TLC.
Our stop for lunch is just a 2-minute walk from the Smithwick’s Experience.
We’ve chosen Kytelers Inn for lunch solely based on its history (the food also has amazing reviews).
Dating back to 1263, Kytelers was first established by Dame Alice de Kyteler – the first recorded person condemned for witchcraft in Ireland.
The daughter of a Norman banker, Alice de Kyteler married four times and in the process amassed a considerable fortune.
It wasn’t until her fourth marriage that things started to go slightly pear-shaped.
Her husband, landowner Sir. John de Poer, began showing signs of illness shortly into their marriage.
Shortly before he passed, he changed his Will to the benefit of Alice and her son William.
Naturally, his family weren’t impressed.
They brought charges of witchcraft against Alice before the Bishop of Ossory, claiming that Alice had ‘bewitched’ her husband and forced him to change his Will.
To cut a long story short, she escaped to England and dodged any unpleasantries.
Imagine tucking into food in a place that boasts a history as weird and wonderful as Kytlers?!
Stop Five – Dunmore Cave
Our fifth and final stop lies a 16-minute drive from Kytlers.
The earliest mention of Dunmore Cave dates back to a 9th-century Irish triad poem, where it’s chillingly referred to as ‘the darkest place in Ireland’.
There’s no real mystery why.
In 928 AD, Dunmore cave witnessed the slaughter of 1,000 people at the hands of the Vikings.
The tragic event, which is documented in the Annals of the Kingdom of Ireland, was backed up in 1973, when the bones of 44 people were found in Dunmore Cave, and in 1999, when items made from silver and copper-alloy were discovered.
The silver ingots and conical buttons were part of the discovery, and dated back to 970 AD.
Find out more about the history of the cave here.
Stop Six – Home
And that’s a wrap.
Once you finish up in the caves, you’re an hour and a half away from being back at home in time for a relaxed Saturday evening after an insanely productive day.